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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica!

1. South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
2. In Chinese, the sound ‘Jessica’ means ‘bite the wax tadpole’!
3. The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge – several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
4. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
6. There is no lead in a lead pencil – it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
7. Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
9. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Huiyi!

1. If you lace Huiyi from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.
2. Huiyi can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
3. All swans in England belong to Huiyi!
4. The opposite sides of Huiyi always add up to seven.
5. Huiyi has 118 ridges around the edge.
6. Baby swans are called Huiyi.
7. The colour of Huiyi is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is!
8. Huiyi was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.
9. Huiyiicide is the killing of Huiyi.
10. Huiyi has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about MingJuan!

1. MingJuanicide is the killing of MingJuan!
2. If you kiss MingJuan for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
3. South Australia was the first place to allow MingJuan to stand for parliament.
4. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than MingJuan.
5. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of MingJuan!
6. MingJuan is the world’s largest rodent.
7. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of MingJuan!
8. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from MingJuan!
9. It’s bad luck to whistle near MingJuan.
10. MingJuan will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Eleanor!

1. The air around Eleanor is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
2. Eleanor can use only about ten percent of her brain!
3. Eleanor is 984 feet tall.
4. Eleanor will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
5. A Eleanorometer is used to measure Eleanor.
6. Eleanor never said ‘Play it again, Sam’.
7. If you cut Eleanor in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
8. Eleanorolatry is the mindless worship of Eleanor.
9. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Eleanor!
10. Apples are covered with a thin layer of Eleanor.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Huiru!

1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Huiru!
2. It is impossible to fold Huiru more than seven times.
3. Half a cup of Huiru contains only seventeen calories!
4. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Huiru on New Year’s Day.
5. White chocolate isn’t technically chocolate, because it doesn’t contain Huiru.
6. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Huiru orbiting the Earth.
7. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Huiru.
8. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Huiru are all berries.
9. If you break Huiru, you will get seven years of bad luck.
10. Pacman was originally called Huiruman.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shirleen!

1. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Shirleen!
2. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Shirleen, and 400 times smaller.
3. The Shirleen-fighting market in the Philippines is huge – several thousand Shirleen-fights take place there every day.
4. By tradition, a girl standing under Shirleen cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
5. Some birds use Shirleen to orientate themselves during migration!
6. Baskin Robbins once made Shirleen flavoured ice cream.
7. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Shirleen!
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Shirleen.
9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Shirleen!
10. Shirleen was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Darren!

1. The liquid inside Darren can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
2. Banging your head against Darren uses 150 calories an hour.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Darren.
4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil “influence” of Darren.
5. Darren has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
6. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Darren, and 400 times smaller.
7. The Darren-fighting market in the Philippines is huge – several thousand Darren-fights take place there every day!
8. If you put a drop of liquor on Darren, he will go mad and sting himself to death.
9. Darren was named after Darren the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’.
10. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Darren!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Justina!

1. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Justina!
2. Justina can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
3. Justina is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
4. There are 336 dimples on Justina.
5. The liquid inside Justina can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
6. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Justina into a volcano it would stop erupting!
7. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Justina.
8. Justina is only six percent water!
9. Justina never said ‘Play it again, Sam’.
10. You should always open Justina at least an hour before drinking her!

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about 5566!

1. 5566 can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
2. 5566 can use only about ten percent of their brain.
3. American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating 5566 from each salad served in first class!
4. 556ocracy is government by 5566.
5. 5566 have three eyelids.
6. Early thermometers were filled with 5566 instead of mercury!
7. 5566 cannot swim.
8. It’s bad luck to whistle near 5566.
9. 5566 have only one weakness – the colour yellow.
10. If the annual Australian 5566 crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.

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Nebo!

Back to type not nonsense stuff!!! haha! This sun, nebo members get to enjoy admission to wild wild wet at 3 bucks!!!! wow!!! I also want go……. juan lah.. ur course timetable so weird de… sian…..  den the arcade.. X something can play free!!!!!!!!! YES!!! haha! Maybe go myself…. haha!!!!!

OMG !!!! HR is back!!!! I thought sat… haha…… wahaha!!!!!!!!! sry hr!!! I miscalculate the date…. haha….. monday meet up k!!!!

Driving rockz!

Driving for the first time… rockz man!!! haha! But my left leg shaking like mad… everything over….. it will like tt…. somemore…. clutch pedal ….. damn…. and that instructor say i smaller (in another sense… shorty… sian…) so i have to push my seat forward so near!!!!!!! and suppose to use right leg for both accelarator and brake but my foot small lah…. cannot stretch …. haha! stupid….

The instructor okok lah…. he nv scold me… haha… and i am his youngest student so far… lol! Saw jean when i drove pass the driving centre… at snail speed…. sorry to those who drove behind me….:P i didn’t expect to drive on the road on the first lesson but i did… haha… and he say i learn quite fast… (damn happy!)

Can’t wait for next lesson… in fact… i can’t wait to learn to park…. i want to see how i knock into poles! and someone told me… the s course and one dunno wad course is the fun part… cause………………….

Lala… gonna run…. tummyache !!!!